For anti-joke chicken, this is hilarious…
OR I’m a horrible human being. Either is a possibility.
Multiple times. lolz
I failed to reblog the first time I did this, so I’m making up for it now. I have actually tested this, and it’s true.
O.o… WOAH.
>.> … Just because I can’t snap my fingers, that’s no reason to make fun of me…
Old anti-drug PSA by Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny - weird hearing the rabbit talk about “smack.”
Nice…
I don’t even… Motherfucking….
As if I didn’t hate people enough. >.<
In Texas, Republicans are blocking a bill that would repeal the state’s unconstitutional ban on “homosexual conduct.” Eight years after Lawrence v. Texas, here are the 14 states that still have anti-sodomy laws on the books.
The fact that sodomy is illegal (for everyone) in my state just made sex that much hotter. Michiganders, let’s all have some illegal yet consensual sex tonight!
TX Republicans usually respond to this by saying “what’s the big deal? It’s not like we’ll ever enforce those laws”, but yeah okay… would they say the same thing if there were a law saying that all Christians should be eaten by lions?
Also, geeze this quote:
“State Rep. Wayne Christian, a Republican and one of the state’s leading social conservative politicians, told the Austin American-Statesman last month that he likely wouldn’t support the bills repealing the ban on gay sex because the House already has too much on its plate. Among other things, the legislature is debating a bill to allow college students to carry concealed firearms in lecture halls, a measure to require women to view an ultrasound before having an abortion, and legislation to prevent state courts from applying Islamic sharia law.”
NOPE NO TIME TO GIVE GAYS THE RIGHTS OF OTHER HUMAN BEINGS GOTTA WORK ON PUTTING GUNS EVERYWHERE, KEEPING WOMEN UNDER OUR THUMBS, AND PUTTING A STOP TO SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST
(via choochoobear)
